The Mechanical Contrivium: Raging Mom

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Raging Mom!

  1. Worldwide, Raging Mom is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
  2. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Raging Mom.
  3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Raging Mom.
  4. Reindeer like to eat Raging Mom.
  5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Raging Mom is two minutes.
  6. If you lace Raging Mom from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  7. A thimbleful of Raging Mom would weigh over 100 million tons.
  8. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Raging Mom.
  9. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Raging Mom!
  10. Raging Mom cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.